A Cabin Crisis: The Economy of Toilet Paper
Deep in the heart of the Fernie backcountry, at the legendary Thunder Meadows, Tunnel Creek, and Harvey Pass cabins, a shadowy barter economy thrives. No, it’s not trading trail mix for dry socks or a thermos of coffee for a warm seat by the fire. It’s something far more primal: toilet paper.
Yes, in the great outdoors, TP isn’t just a convenience; it’s a currency. A roll of the soft stuff can hold more value than your state-of-the-art gear when nature calls. Forget cryptocurrency—this is “roll-currency,” and its exchange rate skyrockets when supplies run low.
Yet, despite its undeniable importance, some adventurers still gamble with fate. They skim past the policy page, overlooking the golden rule: Bring your own toilet paper. Then they arrive at the cabin, ready to conquer the slopes, only to discover they’ve fallen victim to the cruelest twist of all—no TP.
Cue the desperate negotiations. Got an extra granola bar? That’s worth a square. A shot of whiskey? That might get you a few sheets. Your last chocolate bar? Jackpot—that’s a whole roll right there. And don’t even think about haggling with your cabin mates; in the land of the outhouse, the one with TP is king.
Why, you ask, don’t we stock the cabins with toilet paper? Simple: we don’t have the storage space and prioritize fire wood and propane.
So, here’s our plea to all cabin bookers: Read. The. Policy. It’s not just a suggestion—it’s a survival guide. Pack extra TP, because when the backcountry economy turns, you don’t want to be left bankrupt.
And for those of you who insist on learning the hard way, take comfort in this: your tale of desperation will live on as a cautionary legend for future adventurers. Out here, the wild doesn’t just test your skills—it tests your packing list.
Read the policy page, it will improve your cabin experience!
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